What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A protestant (one that adheres to sola scriptura) disagrees with a catholic. How do they propose resolving the dispute?

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

What happened to your school bully?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

What was your worst experience while living with roommates?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

Diamonds Are Forever

Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”